Fairies

A married couple in their sixties are visited one day by a fairy, who grants them both a wish.

"I want to travel around the world with my husband" says the wife.

Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.

Her husband says, "Sorry love but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

So the fairy waves her magic wand and the husband becomes 92.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember, fairies are female.