Letter From Solicitor

My solicitor sent me a copy of a letter they received from Nick's solicitor. I thought it was so interesting I have just had to transcribe it on here.

Dear Sirs

RE: Our Client: Nicholas Wales
Your Client: Toni Scott [note the interesting use of my maiden name]

We write further to previous correspondence in connection with this matter. [Oh yeah? What previous correspondence?]

We understand from out client that your client has befriended a man [yes - about 22 years ago] who he believes to live in Chelmsford. Your client visits her friend on a regular basis at which time our client cares for the children. [Errrm.. not always actually. Sometimes they go to my Mum's or Aaron comes with me as Nick has refused to allow me to bring Gemima.]

Our client is planning to stay with his family in Cornwall over the Christmas period [No, he's not but I wish he would] and is concerned that your client may take Aaron and Gemima to see her friend. Whilst Aaron is aware that the parties are divorcing, Gemima does not [impressive use of grammar there] and our client wishes all efforts to be made to ensure that Gemima is not made aware of the circumstances until after the Christmas period. [Oh, I am so glad I send info to the solicitor weeks ago outlining Nick's intention to tell Gemima before Christmas] He would therefore take great objection to your client taking Aaron and/or Gemima to stay with her friend on account of the confusion and upset it may cause at this difficult time for the family.

Our client's intention is not to thwart your client's plans or try and interfere in your client's life [Yeah, right!] but to ensure the wellbeing of the childrenand spare them from anything that may cause them to be confused or distressed. [OMFG! That - from Him!] Our client would hope that your client would take a similar view.